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DIARIES OF A LONELY, SAD ARAB IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY FULL OF HOTTIES

rlmjob:

tokega81:

runlikeyoustolesomething:

rlmjob:

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the music really adds to the plot

Start using proper utensils you stupid asian bastards…

im white

— 17 hours ago with 149218 notes
fazmeutipo:

Christian Hogue By Harol Baez

fazmeutipo:

Christian Hogue By Harol Baez

— 17 hours ago with 112 notes
bigbadwolfhunter:

I used to know a guy who would wash his dick every time he took a piss. Even in a public restroom he would just walk right over to the sink without even putting it away and soap it up. Obviously he was quite large.

bigbadwolfhunter:

I used to know a guy who would wash his dick every time he took a piss. Even in a public restroom he would just walk right over to the sink without even putting it away and soap it up. Obviously he was quite large.

(Source: unitedbears, via overmydadbody)

— 17 hours ago with 205 notes

baracknobama:

u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication? 

(Source: baracknobama, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 17 hours ago with 73074 notes

heteroh:

wait the actual bug isn’t spelled beatle….

— 17 hours ago with 31 notes

shalrath:

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

(via uneframboiseperdue)

— 17 hours ago with 212767 notes

a-precis:

when you see your ex right after buying new clothes 

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(via uneframboiseperdue)

— 17 hours ago with 89 notes
fazmeutipo:

Christian Hogue By Harol Baez

fazmeutipo:

Christian Hogue By Harol Baez

— 17 hours ago with 90 notes